He asked Scotland boss Stevie Clarke how to spell ‘Alex’… He called the wean Axel as he doesn’t want the wheels coming off his relationship. Still playing club and international football at the age of 39, he was two-tyred to think of another name. And why did he call the wee man Axel? That’s precisely what we asked our listeners on the Off The Ball Sunday Supplement. Scotland goalkeeper Craig Gordon – a hero once again on Tuesday night – often pops into the studios for a shift on Sportscene and I’d like to congratulate the big man (and his missus, of course) on the birth of his baby boy. Thieves break into exotic pet store in Paisley and make off with thousands of pounds worth of cash and stock.Footage shows moment tumble dryer explodes in Scots family home as firefighters face blast.Finally, folks, a mention for one other (part-time) BBC pal. Joking aside, what age is Sir David Attenborough? When the dinosaurs were wiped out, I bet he was looking for an alibi. Oh please! Can I remind you that Stuart Cosgrove’s 93? The former Match of the Day pundit has blasted the “woke” BBC for dumping him because he’s “65 and a white male”. Yes, look at the pics… a HORSE-BOX! Calm doon, mate. He let rip on Twitter this week after reporting on the Labour Party conference from a horse-box. Acid bath killer Alexander Pacteau cleared over staging violent Scots jail riot.Darius Danesh's brothers break silence a month on from death of 'supernova star'.
Nope, turns out I AM a ****.) Meanwhile, I’ve zero sympathy for yet another BBC mucker – top current affairs presenter Martin Geissler. (For the first seven years of my marriage, I thought my wife had Tourette’s. Take it I don’t need to tell you what happened next? Let’s just say I thought the poor lassie – due to give birth next January – was about to go into early labour… Just before I switched over to Ken Bruce (well, you cannae miss Pop Master), the topic was Tourette’s Syndrome and Connie, presumably hoping to be awarded the George Cross for bravery, spoke down the line – LIVE – to someone with the condition. When my BBC Scotland chum performed her first dance on the show last weekend, I got an email from an Off The Ball listener who said: “Tam, if you’ve got the perfect face for radio, I think it’s fair to say Kaye’s got the perfect FEET for radio…”Īnd I can assure you I didn’t laugh. Like, for example, Strictly star Kaye Adams. Scots football club's sponsor pulls the plug after fans 'brawled with weapons'.Scots mum sheds seven stone in weight loss journey after photos left her embarrassed.I hate it, though, when they have a dig at my friends or work colleagues. On second thoughts, I’d probably just fork out on plastic surgery for that big Halloween cake coupon at the top of the page. Oh yes, dear reader, if I had a pound for every time I’ve heard someone insisting I’ve got the perfect face for radio, well, I’d be able to fill my car with diesel and pay a portion of next month’s gas bill. Just as well, I suppose, as they take so many pops I sometimes feel like a big, fat roll of bubblewrap. AS a firm believer in the old adage, “if you can’t take it, don’t dish it out”, I never get too upset when folk take a pop at yours truly.
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